Archive for "Nov 2007"

Newsflash: Middle Manager Gets Drunk On Business Trip at Hotel Bar

Two glasses of Merlot, One shot of Cuervo and 8 Beers with 9 VPs. 2 drunk dials and a text message that said “I am god of fuck and arizona.”

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Who’s the bigger dog?

Me: Did you like my new boyfriend?
Jonathan: He was quiet.
Jonathan: He was sizing you up.
Me: I’ll piss on his leg.

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