Ramblings of a procrastinating mind.

I have a calendar event everyday at 11am entitled “Try not to buy anything.”

I am allergic to being hungover.

My friend told me he’s teaching his 5-year-old how to be a killer. I said that was excessive, just teach the boy to protect himself. He said it’s a necessary skill to have if your sister’s husband likes heroin.

Why are fonts so elusive?

Someone just conceded to my logic. I am exhilarated!