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I have to stop doing this.

Lunch. Nap.

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Trashed in a nice dress.

A song written for me.
Hundred dollar dresses
Drinking to excess, she fails
upward to success, she could
give two shits or less
‘Cause she’s
trashed in a nice dress (trashed in a nice dress)
Always a hot mess (always a hot mess)
Yeah she’s
trashed in a nice dress (trashed in a nice dress)
It ain’t one thing or another
you better duck for cover

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Posting Numbers for the Week

0 = times I’ve done yoga (hurt again)
1 = number of times I have talked to Joe Mama ☹
2 = cost of a Bud tall boy for the train
3 = words I can’t spell (straite, wierd, greenwhich)
4.5 = hours I slept Monday night
8 = trains I rode this week
9 = hours I slept Wednesday night
10 [...]

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Newsflash: Middle Manager Gets Drunk On Business Trip at Hotel Bar

Two glasses of Merlot, One shot of Cuervo and 8 Beers with 9 VPs. 2 drunk dials and a text message that said “I am god of fuck and arizona.”

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