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Ramblings of a procrastinating mind.
I have a calendar event everyday at 11am entitled “Try not to buy anything.”
I am allergic to being hungover.
My friend told me he’s teaching his 5-year-old how to be a killer. I said that was excessive, just teach the boy to protect himself. He said it’s a necessary skill to have if your sister’s husband [...]
I’ve always like the taste of blood.
The day after I got laid off (here begins new chapter), my boss said: “This ship is going down. I’d rather be a shark than a body.”
Things My Boss Says